With the recent discovery of oil in Nyakach Constituency in Luo Nyanza, the Luo Council of Elders have suggested that babies born during the oil season be named with the following names as a ritual to appease Luo gods for blessing them with oil.
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1. Akinyi Kenol Kobil
2. Petronilla Auma
3. Amilo Super Unleaded
4. Total Doreen Okoth
5. Caltex Opiyo
6. Mitchell Shell
7. Onyango Twenty Litres
8. Full Tank Ochieng
9. Fuel Pump Omondi
10. Pipeline Anyango
11. Shell Kenolita Akinyi
12. Olivia Oilibia
13. Crude Oil Onyango
14. David Tanker Odhiambo
15. Betty Shell Atieno
16. Agip Agwenge Okoth
17. Super Nyasuba Awino
18. Winnie Kerosene Apuoyo
19. Leakage Diesel Akinyi
20. Gasoline Opuony
21. Tullow Mike Otieno
The elders also encouraged the older people in the community to add one of these names to the current ones.
The big question is, will they add their names when Raila becomes the president?
Good day. Kenyan Daily Post
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