MAKUBWA HAYA: Haya ndiyo MADHAMBI 10 yanayo ongoza kufanyia Humu Facebook.. Soma upate Jua!

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-Down-Select under market (GIKOSH)

and on facebook you write:"I love Gucci underwears"
God is watching you.

2. You're a married man with 2 kids and on facebook you always claim to be single
God is watching you.

3. You're 21-years- old and you're dating a man of 54 years your updates says "can't wait to see my baby." Is that your baby or yo your daddy?
God is watching you.

4. You're are drinking chaep liqour like Yokozuna, Warioir and Napoleon and you update "I'm drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks"
God is watching you

5. You're in the house watching WWE raw but you update “watching silver bird at the
cinemas”
God is watching you

6. You sell retail biscuit airtime and chewing gums or in an MPESA SHOP and you update "had a long day in the office"
God is watching you

7. You are waiting for a mat/taxi and you update “stuck in traffic thank God for the air conditioner in my car"
God is watching you

8. You are using some fake Nokia phone and you update your status "My laptop/i-phone is slow"
God is watching you

9. You are in some fake slum and you update your status "near New York"
God is watching you

10. Your real name is Kanwise/Chibuka or some funny names and on facebook you call yourself Mcute Pretty
God is watching you